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The jackals of sovereignty: millions of euros disappeared between invented advice and recycled ideals
The jackals of sovereignty: millions of euros disappeared between invented advice and recycled ideals Millions of euros vanished between fabricated advice and recycled ideals, as revealed by a formal investigation initiated by the EPPO, the independent body tasked with uncovering fraud, waste, and budget crimes in the European Union. The audit, leaked from the European…
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The Next EU Budget? Already Falling Apart Before It’s Born
The Next EU Budget? Already Falling Apart Before It’s Born Ursula von der Leyen said it herself: “The EU’s old budget was designed for a world that no longer exists.” The problem? The new one is shaping up to be just as useless. On Wednesday, the Commission will unveil its plan for how to spend…
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Trump Hits with Tariffs. Europe Says Thanks and Asks for More
Trump Hits with Tariffs. Europe Says Thanks and Asks for More There’s something grotesque about watching a global economic power accept a daylight robbery by tariff without so much as a raised eyebrow. Trump has made it official: 70% of EU exports will be hit. If things go south, that number jumps to 97%. And…
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The jackals of sovereignty: millions of euros disappeared between invented advice and recycled ideals
The jackals of sovereignty: millions of euros disappeared between invented advice and recycled ideals Millions of euros vanished between fabricated advice and recycled ideals, as revealed by a formal investigation initiated by the EPPO, the independent body tasked with uncovering fraud, waste, and budget crimes in the European Union. The audit, leaked from the European…
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The Next EU Budget? Already Falling Apart Before It’s Born
The Next EU Budget? Already Falling Apart Before It’s Born Ursula von der Leyen said it herself: “The EU’s old budget was designed for a world that no longer exists.” The problem? The new one is shaping up to be just as useless. On Wednesday, the Commission will unveil its plan for how to spend…
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Trump Hits with Tariffs. Europe Says Thanks and Asks for More
Trump Hits with Tariffs. Europe Says Thanks and Asks for More There’s something grotesque about watching a global economic power accept a daylight robbery by tariff without so much as a raised eyebrow. Trump has made it official: 70% of EU exports will be hit. If things go south, that number jumps to 97%. And…
